How many?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many chihuahuas do you want?

10!!

Radio stations

D - Mom? 
Mom - Yes.
D - Are there radio stations everywhere?  Like the north pole and the wild west?

You told me I had to!

Jo and D were out playing with eachother and the snowmobile. Then, I heard the following:

Jo: Uncle Brent, Delaney put her hands in the mud with no gloves.
Delaney: JO TOLD ME I HAD TO!

Target

Cashier - Would you like a sticker?
D - Can I get 2 more for my brother and sister?

Spanish

I can count to cinco in sandwich.

Against the law

DADDY! You went through a red light!  YOU'RE AGAINST THE LAW!!!

Boy party

Brooks was wearing Delaney's pajamas with no underwear and she said

"Brooks,  take those off! You're getting them all boy part-y!!"

Tooth

D - Daddy, I hurt my tooth.
Me - Are you ok?
D - Yeah.
Me - Ok. Good night. Love you.
D - Night. Love you.

Swimming

After swimming D told me the following, "My teacher is gone next week, so they're going to use a sponge. Or scrub. Or whatever they call it!"

Bad Dream

Delaney woke me up in the middle of the night on the monitor. She was calling for Daddy and saying she had a bad dream. I went in and talked to her and asked what happened in her bad dream.

"We went to the movies and they were all out of popcorn so we had to have cotton candy instead."

Yikes! That is a bad dream!

Oh my!

Mom - Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Delaney - Mom, what kind of animals are "oh my's"?

Zayn

Alison: Delaney didn't even know what to do about Zayn leaving One Direction.

Delaney: Uh, I don't even know what that means!

Fonzies

I got some boxer shorts with flowers on them and Alison called them "fancy" but Delaney heard Fonzie. So, now if she sees them, she says "I like your Fonzies dad!"